wanna laugh?

[OUTLAW]

This cabbie picks up a Nun.


She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.


She asks him why he is staring.


He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."


She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."


"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."


She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."


The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"


"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."


The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.


"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"





"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."


The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

[Glennm27]

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[christian]

Outlaw, that was funny. You made me think of yet another nun story:

This nun is travelling the bible belt down South, looking to convert a few souls while she makes her mission stops at hospitals, visiting the sick.

She travels down this one road and because she wasn't attentive, she ran out of gas and pulls off the road. As it happens, she's now parked in front of a house where Bubba and his cousin are sittin' on the front porch.

Remembering that there was a gas station about a mile back, the nun grabs the only thing she had in the trunk that would hold some gas... a bed pan and makes her way up the road; I suppose she didn't notice the boys on the porch.

A few minutes later, Bubba and his cousin watch the nun as she returns and she pours the contents of the bedpan into the gas tank.

At the sight of this, Bubba turn to his cousin and says:
"If that car starts up, I'm turnin' Catholic!".